Happy Arbor Day!

Plant a tree. Hug a tree. Buy a tree a drink (I think they like Perrier). I'm going to give one a foot rub, er root rub.

(Yes, I know this is the same thing I put up on Facebook. Get over it. Your mom put up the same thing twice too last night...what? She put up two posters of Fabio. What can I say, the lady likes her men flaxen locked with overinflated chests. I mean, she's your mom, shouldn't you steer her away from that Harlequin smut? Geez.)